boiling my husband alive in oil 🥰

thepyroqueen fairycosmos

fairycosmos

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death

thepyroqueen dolcisprinkles

I dropped my phone in the shower and the water opened up instagram and changed my fucking PRONOUNS?????

sanitymakesposts

isekai title

str8aura-no-not-that-one

thepyroqueen fancyskeletons

iamhavingsomuchfun

thepyroqueen sweetoothgirl

sweetoothgirl

yellow 8 inch cake

thepyroqueen merlinmerlot

merlinmerlot

anyways since ur all here,

thepyroqueen glutko

The meat man…

Source: twitter.com

thepyroqueen greelin

i fucking hate it here

thepyroqueen literalliterature

literalliterature

babygirl i can waste time i don't even have

thepyroqueen parkore

thepyroqueen dasloddl

A tweet from the user @perferctsweeties reading: I’ve been taking some notes. It contains a picture of a venn diagram: on the left the caption says British people and in the circle it says “beans and toast” on the right the caption says ants and in the circle it says “can lift up to 5,000x their own weight” The two circles cross in the middle and the notes inside say “weird loyalty to their queen”, “innate instinct to line up single file and travel in a queue”, “takes things that aren’t theirs back to their colony”, “love for crumbly pastries”

Pinterest comments. The first from the user Moth! reads: who says we can’t lift things 5000x our own weight? The user real man answers: because then the pyramids would be in the British museum

ID in alt

thepyroqueen thefoodofmylife

(https://www.instagram.com/p/CRP-QuGFW2d/)

thepyroqueen egberts

thepyroqueen egberts

peopIe who fall asleep right away freak me out. don’t u bitches have thoughts ????

thepyroqueen perpetualvelocity

shiftythrifting

Seen at the goodwill in Penn Hills, Pittsburgh

thepyroqueen perpetualvelocity

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